You can’t keep dancing with the devil and ask why you’re still in hell.
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling
General life philosophy (via elysian-living)
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

Tonight’s toast goes out to how we call cigarettes a girly, female version of cigars. Which makes sense because they’re far more dangerous and stronger in many ways. And they’ll kill you if you have many more than one.
Elliott Morgan (via idolikemytoothpaste)
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